Mad passion 4 drinks

Hello everyone!
Let me start introducing myself first:
My real name is João, and after all these years of my self
imposed exile in this country I've learned a new language
assimilate a new culture and picked up some skills ahead.
I have many friends, got many acquaintances, and admire
a full hand of good people out there....., but there's a twist:
Even though I have conquered a lot....., on the other hand
all of my friends seems a bit troubled for not pronouncing
my name quiet right, and for that reason they all call me
John......,(English 4 João).